Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A Litttle Irish Humour

In honour of St. Patrick's Day, it is time for a little Irish style humour!

Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A: St. O'Claus!

Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: Sure, they're green with envy!

Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!

Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Sure, they're great at shorthand!

Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut!

Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A: Short ribs!

"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."
"Oh, really?"
"No, O'Reilly!"


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