Q: What's Irish and stays out all night?
A: Patty O'furniture!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A: St. O'Claus!
Q: Are people jealous of the Irish?
A: Sure, they're green with envy!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Sure, they're great at shorthand!
Q: How did the leprechaun beat the Irishman to the pot of gold?
A: He took a shortcut!
Q: What do leprechauns love to barbecue?
A: Short ribs!
"I married an Irishman on St. Patrick's Day."